It’s dinner time. I note this because I’m not eating dinner. Although tens, no, hundreds of Toyonites are flooding past my door in order to eat what could have been my food, the chicken wing that might have been my chicken wing… But I am not eating. I am typing. For you. I am sacrificing the prime spot in line I could have for you, because I love you. I …

Sorry, just got back from eating… What was I saying again? Oh well… Recently I’ve found that my motivation to do various cool things has increased. I want to be a poet, a cartoonist, and an artist… I also want to be a stuntman, a scorpio, and a library volunteer, but these roles aren’t so easy to jump into. Those library volunteer recruiters are a hard-nosed bunch; I’ve had more than my share of death threats from library goons after trying to get some inside info into job openings…

It’s been months since the pedal stripped and fell off my unicycle. I keep saying I’m going to get it fixed, but I never do. I think the unicycle has been looking pretty withdrawn lately, and I imagine if it were keeping an online journal, it would look something like this…

I got a supportive email from a “t ” about the chronicles. He refused to reveal what ethnic background the surname ” ” comes from, but nothing gets by the genius that is Bradley. A clue lies in where he attends school: Portland State University. As I recall, Portland is somewhere south of Santiago in Chile, so I think must be either hispanic or incan. BAM! Who’s all that? You know it girl!

I went go cart racing with Yeva a few days ago. After roaring through the finish line unchallenged, I took the customary winner’s lap (Why did that guy keep yelling “Stop! You only get 3 laps!”), then proceeded to graciously congratulate Yeva on her near win. “Ha ha ha! I win! I’m the best! I’m the king of the world!” She told me she thought they gave her a slower car, that she could have kept up if her car was as fast as mine. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that boys are just faster than girls, and girls can’t drive well. Or play air hockey.

It is now 3 AM. No, the chronicle didn’t take me 9 hours to write, although it would have taken YOU that long. Make sure you didn’t skip my cartoon link, I actually drew them. Night.

Quote of the week:

Alex: “The resolution on your little titty hairs is amazing!”

Please cite source if using this quote for a research paper.