Look into my third eye...

I have had a couple of run ins with this "university president." You see above his attempt to turn me into a newt, or possibly roast me, as he did Brian Eule below... Please beware, as this man is armed with supernatural powers, has a penchant for hula girls, and may kill you. See him as a hula dancer, and my chronicle entry mentioning Gerhard for more info.


He's got Brian in a happy trance. Wake up Brian!